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28

Jul

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

27

Jul


Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

(Source: richard-armitage-loves-lee-pace)

Comic-Con: Guillermo del Toro Wows With First Look at 'Crimson Peak'

Guillermo del Toro pumped up the Hall H crowd with a first look at Crimson Peak.

"It’s a gothic romance," he said, adding that Legendary allowed him to make it the way he wanted: R-rated, violent, and beautiful.

Del Toro then showed the very first look at the film, still 18 months away from release. The creepy footage showed stars Mia Wasikowska, Jessica Chastain, and Charlie Hunnam slinking around an old Victorian mansion.

"Houses as old as this one, become in time, a living thing," star Tom Hiddleston said in voiceover. “It may have timber for bones but windows for eyes, and sitting here all alone, it can go slowly bad. It starts holding on to things. Keeping them alive when they shouldn’t be. Some of them good. Some bad. Some should never be spoken about again.

The cast was not present, but Del Toro promised he’d come back in 2015 and bring his stars with him.

"Next year you’ll get Tom f—-ing Hiddleston."

26

Jul

at a horror movie

bf:
are you scared?
me:
in this economy who wouldn't be

melitinastanioutas:

2013 Kiev World Championships: Alina Maksymenko (UKR) | Clubs Finals

me:
forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me:
rubs eyelid
me:
who the hell is bucky
imsirius:

make me choose:  Ginny or Luna (for Shannon)

imsirius:

make me choose:  Ginny or Luna (for Shannon)

horror movie opening scene

white girl:
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:
you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:
lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:
babe what that??
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:
zack!!!
white boy:
ha ha just kidding!
white girl:
asshole!
white boy:
im just playin babe
white girl:
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:
ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:
ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D